The 12 Days of Christmas Commercialism
On the first day of Christmas
Commercialism gave to me,
A list of presents for the family .
On the second day of Christmas
Commercialism gave to me,
Two credit cards
And a list of presents for the family
On the third day of Christmas
Commercialism gave to me,
A pile of Christmas catalogues
Two credit cards
And a list of presents for the family
On the fourth day of Christmas
Commercialism gave to me
Rude people abounding
A pile of Christmas catalogues
Two credit cards
And a list of presents for the family
On the fifth day of Christmas
Commercialism gave to me
A ding in my car
Rude people abounding
A pile of Christmas catalogues
Two credit cards
And a list of presents for the family
On the sixth day of Christmas
Commercialism gave to me
A call from the bank
A ding in my car
Rude people abounding
A pile of Christmas catalogues
Two credit cards
And a list of presents for the family
On the seventh day of Christmas
Commercialism gave to me
A fight in the shops
A call from the bank
A ding in my car
Rude people abounding
A pile of Christmas catalogues
Two credit cards
And a list of presents for the family
On the Eighth day of Christmas
Commercialism gave to me
A ride with the cops
A fight in the shops
A call from the bank
A ding in my car
Rude people abounding
A pile of Christmas catalogues
Two credit cards
And a list of presents for the family
On the Ninth day of Christmas
Commercialism gave to me
A visit from the shrink
A ride with the cops
A fight in the shops
A call from the bank
A ding in my car
Rude people abounding
A pile of Christmas catalogues
Two credit cards
And a list of presents for the family
On the Tenth day of Christmas
Commercialism gave to me
Shitty carols in my head
A visit from the shrink
A ride with the cops
A fight in the shops
A call from the bank
A ding in my car
Rude people abounding
A pile of Christmas catalogues
Two credit cards
And a list of presents for the family
On the Eleventh day of Christmas
Commercialism gave to me
A week strapped to a bed
Shitty carols in my head
A visit from the shrink
A ride with the cops
A fight in the shops
A call from the bank
A ding in my car
Rude people abounding
A pile of Christmas catalogues
Two credit cards
And a list of presents for the family
On the Twelfth day of Christmas
Commercialism gave to me
Hang on a minute
No this is fucked
They can all get stuffed
Really enough is enough
And a list of presents for the family