Ministry Of Fools
Verse 1
The people cried
“We need better schools”
The Minister for the Rich yelled
“No you don’t you fools”
Verse 2
The people cried
“Our hospitals are broke”
The Minister for Yachts yelled
“Well don’t get sick”
Verse 3
The people cried
“We need more police”
The Minister for Limousines yelled
“Stay off the streets”
Chorus
Greed and corruption rules
In the Ministry of Fools
They roam parliamentary halls
Where self-indulgence is an art form
Verse 4
The people cried
“Our pensioners are starving”
The Minister for Private jets yelled
“They should have better savings”
Verse 5
The people cried
“Our first people are suffering”
The Minister for Corruption yelled
“We give them enough funding”
Verse 6
The people cried
“Power prices are too high”
The Minister for Greed yelled
“Not when you get a subsidy”
Chorus
Greed and corruption rules
In the Ministry of Fools
They roam parliamentary halls
Where self-indulgence is an art form
Verse 7
The people cried
“None of you can be trusted”
The Minister for Lying yelled
“You should have thought of that when you voted”
Chorus
Greed and corruption rules
In the Ministry of Fools
They roam parliamentary halls
Where self-indulgence is an art form