Its Hard Being A Bank
Verse 1
Its hard being a bank
Stress of gouging profits
Heavily calloused fingers
From counting piles of notes
Verse 2
Its hard to imagine
Writing so many zeros
And coming up with fees
The bankers are real heroes
Chorus
You gotta feel for the banks
They are people after all
Even the filthy rich
Have hearts of gold
Verse 3
The immense pressure
Of profit reporting
And trying to justify
All those banking rorts
Verse 4
Pricing decisions only made
After consulting each other
The big four banks
Should use twitter
Chorus
You gotta feel for the banks
They are people after all
Even the filthy rich
Have hearts of gold
Verse 5
And the pressure to bare
Being hauled into parliament
Would drive these poor souls
To spill their chardonnay
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Verse 6
Interest rate hikes
For no particular reason
Causes these stressed bankers
To order truffles out of season
Chorus
You gotta feel for the banks
They are people after all
Even the filthy rich
Have hearts of gold
Verse 7
So spare a thought
For the brave men in suits
Who have to spend all day
With their foot on the poors throat
Chorus
You gotta feel for the banks
They are people after all
Even the filthy rich
Have hearts of gold