Geoff Paull Music

Cats Are Assholes

 

Chorus

I am a cat

And thats a fact

When you dont look

I will dump in your hat

 

I am a cat

And I'm the boss

Tell me off

I dont give a toss

 

Verse 1

You may think

You are king of the house

Patting my back

For catching a mouse

 

Truth be known

Its a all a ruse

As I brainwash you

Being cuddly and cute

 

Chorus

I am a cat

And thats a fact

When you dont look

I will dump in your hat

 

I am a cat

And I'm the boss

Tell me off

I dont give a toss

 

Verse 2

That stupid dog

I have him bluffed

He whimpers and shakes

I have him stuffed

 

Just feed me on time

Let me roam

And I will leave

Your furniture alone ….... maybe

 

Chorus

I am a cat

And thats a fact

When you dont look

I will dump in your hat

 

I am a cat

And I'm the boss

Tell me off

I dont give a toss