Jailed for Kale
Verse 1
It is a weed
It cant be real
No one would eat that
What is the deal
Verse 2
What a vile plant
Supposed super food
Even in my compost
Its not to be used
Chorus
No its jail for Kale
Should be a crime
No its Jail for Kale
Sell it you do time
Verse 3
Dreadfull round balls
Tight little leaves
Green on the outside
Yellow in between
Verse 4
These balls of horror
Have tortured kids
Forced down their throats
Making them sick
Chorus
No sprouts are out
Stop torturing kids
No sprouts are out
These we need to rid
Bridge
Kale, sprouts and asparagus
Wouldnt feed them to the chooks
Egg plant, broad beans and Avos
Dont get a look
Dig them into the ground
Petrol and a match
Certainly dont eat them
No worse poison to be found
Chorus
No its jail for Kale
Should be a crime
No its Jail for Kale
Sell it you do time
Chorus
No sprouts are out
Stop torturing kids
No sprouts are out
These we need to rid