Ode To Craig Kelly
Chorus
Oh Craig Kelly
Furniture was his game
Oh Craig Kelly
Scientist his new claim
His stupidity astounds
As he sprukes his views
To his gullible supporters
Based on twisted news
Verse 1
Craig Kelly politician
Qualified in no field
Making unverified claims
The village imbecile
Verse 2
Climate change is rubbish
Bring back plastic bags
Lover of coal mines
He is seriously mad
Chorus
Oh Craig Kelly
Furniture was his game
Oh Craig Kelly
Scientist his new claim
His stupidity astounds
As he sprukes his views
To his gullible supporters
Based on twisted news
Verse 3
Greta Thunberg scares him
Her name spins his head
She makes him look stupid
Filling him with dread
Verse 4
In science no belief
I am always right
Experts are all wrong
Its a conspiracy to fight
Chorus
Oh Craig Kelly
Furniture was his game
Oh Craig Kelly
Scientist his new claim
His stupidity astounds
As he sprukes his views
To his gullible supporters
Based on twisted news
Bridge
Hail Craig Kelly
Hail Craig Kelly
Hail Craig Kelly
The king of the fools
The king of the fools
source of all her tears
Chorus
Oh Craig Kelly
Furniture was his game
Oh Craig Kelly
Scientist his new claim
His stupidity astounds
As he sprukes his views
To his gullible supporters
Based on twisted news