Don't Run Kevin
Verse 1
A nicer man
You would never meet
They dont make them
Like Kevin anymore
Verse 2
But when he drinks beer
He only has one fault
His legs take over
And he must bolt
Chorus
Dont run Kevin, dont run
The crowd loudly cries
His eyes firmly fixed ahead
His a blur as he flies
Dont run Kevin, dont run
Disaster heads his way
Face planting in the rocks
His hands not coming into play
Verse 3
A kind generous man
Responsibility is his law
But a few beers under his belt
Kevin changes his demeanor
Verse 4
He becomes obsessed with running
On surfaces so loose
He feet predictably dont play
Face into the gravel he flew
Chorus
Dont run Kevin, dont run
The crowd loudly cries
His eyes firmly fixed ahead
His a blur as he flies
Dont run Kevin, dont run
Disaster heads his way
Face planting in the rocks
His hands not coming into play
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Verse 5
So when Kevin drinks and runs
Alarm bells in our heads
Kevin has no control
Of this we dread
Chorus
Dont run Kevin, dont run
The crowd loudly cries
His eyes firmly fixed ahead
His a blur as he flies
Dont run Kevin, dont run
Disaster heads his way
Face planting in the rocks
His hands not coming into play