Monster Crap
( Sung to the melody of Monster Mash )
Verse 1
I was laying in bed late one night
When my stomach woke me, with a horrible fright
A dash to the toilet, I had to do
To get rid of this evil Vindaloo
Chorus
I did a crap, a monster crap
A monster crap, it hit the pan with a slap
I did a crap, it got stuck in the trap
I did a crap, a monster crap
Verse 2
From the sewer works, in the cities east
Came an awful spine chilling shriek
Alarms everywhere, they did abound
Workers had never heard this awful sound
Chorus
I did a crap, a monster crap
A monster crap, it hit the pan with a slap
I did a crap, it got stuck in the trap
I did a crap, a monster crap
Bridge
Pipes were backing up
All over town
Streets were going under
People may drown
Verse 3
Things were grim, the Mayor was called
“We really need to find the source”
Engineers yelled “Its going to blow”
“If we donty find a way to stop the flow”
Chorus
I did a crap, a monster crap
A monster crap, it hit the pan with a slap
I did a crap, it got stuck in the trap
I did a crap, a monster crap
Verse 4
The navy was called, to rescue people
Divers deployed, to find the obstacle
A national emergency , was declared
Evacuations happening, be prepared
Chorus
I did a crap, a monster crap
A monster crap, it hit the pan with a slap
I did a crap, it got stuck in the trap
I did a crap, a monster crap
Verse 5
My stomach settled, I returned to bed
Not realizing, the carnage I left
Streets flooded, buildings ruined
That bloody dodgy, Vindaloo
Chorus x 2
I did a crap, a monster crap
A monster crap, it hit the pan with a slap
I did a crap, it got stuck in the trap
I did a crap, a monster crap