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Monster Crap

( Sung to the melody of Monster Mash )

 

Verse 1

I was laying in bed late one night

When my stomach woke me, with a horrible fright

A dash to the toilet, I had to do

To get rid of this evil Vindaloo

 

Chorus

I did a crap, a monster crap

A monster crap, it hit the pan with a slap

I did a crap, it got stuck in the trap

I did a crap, a monster crap

 

Verse 2

From the sewer works, in the cities east

Came an awful spine chilling shriek

Alarms everywhere, they did abound

Workers had never heard this awful sound

 

Chorus

I did a crap, a monster crap

A monster crap, it hit the pan with a slap

I did a crap, it got stuck in the trap

I did a crap, a monster crap

 

Bridge

Pipes were backing up

All over town

Streets were going under

People may drown

 

Verse 3

Things were grim, the Mayor was called

“We really need to find the source”

Engineers yelled “Its going to blow”

“If we donty find a way to stop the flow”

 

Chorus

I did a crap, a monster crap

A monster crap, it hit the pan with a slap

I did a crap, it got stuck in the trap

I did a crap, a monster crap

 

Verse 4

The navy was called, to rescue people

Divers deployed, to find the obstacle

A national emergency , was declared

Evacuations happening, be prepared

 

Chorus

I did a crap, a monster crap

A monster crap, it hit the pan with a slap

I did a crap, it got stuck in the trap

I did a crap, a monster crap

 

Verse 5

My stomach settled, I returned to bed

Not realizing, the carnage I left

Streets flooded, buildings ruined

That bloody dodgy, Vindaloo

 

Chorus x 2

I did a crap, a monster crap

A monster crap, it hit the pan with a slap

I did a crap, it got stuck in the trap

I did a crap, a monster crap

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