Ballad Of ScoMo
Verse 1
Who's going to save us
From Nasty Fires
Sco......... Mo...........
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Verse 2
Who's going to save us
From the pandemic
Sco........ Mo.............
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Verse 3
Who's going to save us
From Tyrant China
Sco........ Mo.............
Pre
Chorus
Faster than a speeding camera
Slimier than an eel in water
Its Super ScoMo
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Chorus
He's going to save you
He's going to bless you
He will even part the red seas
For the right fee
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Verse 4
Who's going to cheat us
With lying and denying
Sco …....... Mo …............
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Verse 5
Who's going to cheat us
With graft and corruption
Sco …....... Mo …............
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Verse 6
Who's going to cheat us
With grants for mates
Sco …....... Mo …............
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Pre Chorus
Faster than a speeding camera
Slimier than an eel in water
Its Super ScoMo
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Chorus
He's going to save you
He's going to bless you
He will even part the red seas
For the right fee
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Verse 7
Who's going to hurt us
With climate denial
Sco …..... Mo …..........
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Verse 8
Who's going to hurt us
With his love for coal
Sco …..... Mo …..........
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Verse 9
Who's going to hurt us
With his covering for criminals
Sco …..... Mo …..........
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Outro ( spoken )
ScoMo he's our man
On his knees
Doing what he can
But not on weekends
Or when on holidays
Or when there is bad news
Or when he is summoned to his cult